Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
