Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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