Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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