He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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