dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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