So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I did not marry a roomba.
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