i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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