he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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