We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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