I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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