best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We need to get me chipped asap
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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