Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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