Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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