I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i out mim tonsoeep
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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