Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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