This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
someone owes me an orgasm
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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