Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
there was a trapeze. enough said
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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