If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I feel like death gave me a hand job
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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