Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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