I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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