Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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