their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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