Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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