I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Randomize
