I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
