I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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