There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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