And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
She said her name was "party"
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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