Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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