Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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