I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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