At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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