Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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