Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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