so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You should frame my arrest warrant.