I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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