check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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