I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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