thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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