He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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