I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
50% drunk capacity currently
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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