We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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