It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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