you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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