I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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