Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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