There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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