On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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