a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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