At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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