I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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