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(607): View more from New York

It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.

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I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey

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(720): View more from Colorado

the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.

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(303): View more from Colorado

There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?

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(305): View more from Florida

considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park

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(772): View more from Florida

remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...

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(727): View more from Florida

I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on

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